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Michael Crichton is skeptical of the fact that human beings are to blame for climate change.

Michael Crichton!

And we’ve been wasting all of this time listening to thousands of scientists and climatologists who tell us that the exact opposite is true.

Yes people, the man who simplified the concept of extracting millions of years old dinosaur DNA from a prehistoric mosquito embedded in amber and making dinosaurs come alive again has now provided us with his scientific opinion on climate change.

You know, it is such a relief to hear that President Bush and the oil lobbyist groups weren’t just looking out for their own interests. It turns out that it doesn’t matter if we go on exploiting this planet for its resources and pumping out poisonous fumes into the air. And it is totally just a coincidence that carbon dioxide levels dramatically increased during the Industrial Revolution and have continued to increase to this day.

Keep buying those SUV’s people; you can now do it guilt free. All thanks to Michael Crichton.

In other news: Jesus died, so eat some ham this weekend.